Will sell anything for the right price... our grandmother is dead but if you can figure out a way to dig her up without the priest finding out... you can buy her.
We also keep all our old costumes... so if you want to buy some worn out Lords Spandex we are open to offers!
Not everything is working on this page cause the website is new but bare with us and we'll have all kinds of merch up here for the Strut Army...

Shiny new thing

we want everyone to look as good as we do. So we are happy to share our style with you... are you up to sporting it?